Concordia University Safety Director Tim Margis Caught Masturbating Into Ladies Shoe

Chicago, Illinois

When it comes to foot fetish freaks, police say that Tim Margis is a shoe-in. The Public Safety Director at Concordia University was caught last week leaving a female employee’s office while buttoning his pants and buckling his belt.

When the employee questioned Margis, he told her that he was checking the office because the door had been left open.

When the woman returned to her office, she discovered a liquid substance inside one of her shoes that had been left in her office. That substance was later determined to be semen.

While being questioned by police, Margis allegedly admitted to masturbating inside the woman’s shoe.

The university has banned Margis from the school, pending the outcome of the case.

Margis, 38, was taken into custody and charged with misdemeanor counts of public indecency and disorderly conduct. Margis was released after posting $150 bail.

Keandra Harrison Gives Texas Cop a Golden Shower

Richmond, Texas

A police officer in Richmond is either totally disgusted or now mildly fond of golden showers after arresting a woman named Keandra Harrison.

Initially, police were responding to a call involving an aggravated assault with a deadly weapon at an apartment complex.

Officers attempted to search the vehicle of 21-year-old Harrison after allegedly finding a loaded shotgun. When she refused verbal commands to open the vehicle, officers placed her under arrest. That is when officers say she urinated on the arresting officer and laughed.

When asked if she did it intentionally, officers say she responded by saying, "It sure was."

Harrison is now charged with harassment of a public servant and resisting arrest. Her father, who was also arrested, is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

Texas Music Teacher Clayton DeGuerre Sings the Blues after Online Solicitation of a Child

Clayton DeGuerre

Montgomery County, Texas

For most of us, a personal ad on the Internet stating “I’m 15 and home alone” would cause a series of red flashes in the head or a potential trouble alarm. However, for one douchebag music teacher in The Woodlands, this only got his chords warmed-up.

That particular douchebag goes by the name of Clayton DeGuerre. According to deputies, the 29-year-old DeGuerre spent almost two weeks “chatting-up” the 15 year-old online. Unlike the rest of us who would have imagined an undercover police officer on the other end, DeGuerre really believed he was priming a 15-year-old girl.

In fact, police say DeGuerre wanted to move past conversations and meet up for sex. Yes, he believed the girl was chatting with him from study hall. And then, a date was set. DeGuerre asked the girl to meet him on February 20 at the South Montgomery Library. After texting to notify the young girl of his arrival, police moved in and took him into custody.

Investigators say during an interview, Deguerre told deputies he taught music out of his home. Now investigators are urging any children who've had inappropriate contact with the man to come forward.

Deguerre was taken to Montgomery County Jail on a felony charge of online solicitation of a minor.

If you know someone who may have been a victim or have any more information, you can contact the Montgomery County Precinct 3 Constable's Office at 281-364-4211.

Nude Photos, Snapchat, Lying to Police and an iPhone All Spells Disaster for Ohio Teacher Jamie Climie

Jamie Climie (myex.com)

West Chester, Ohio

You know when you hear the word teacher and Snapchat all in the same sentence, it surely means trouble. And that is exactly what has festered up in the life of a married teacher from Ohio.

Jamie Climie reported to police that her cell phone had been stolen. However, an investigation revealed her phone went missing for a completely different reason. That reason – a series of nude self-taken photographs popped up on a revenge-porn website.

According to investigators, the photos were sent to another person (not her husband) before she decided to make the phone vanish.

Climie was charged with second-degree obstruction of official business.