Jonathan Noe's Jail Face
West Lafayette, Indiana
Police say that on Nov. 9, after a party, Jonathan T. Noe decided to disregard a protective order and attack his former girlfriend at her apartment.
The protective order, filed June 22 in Porter County, was intended to safeguard the victim and keep Noe from abusing her.
In the aftermath, authorities found the victim with her eyes swollen shut, at least four teeth knocked inward, and her mouth too swollen to speak.
Police later found Noe sitting intoxicated on the couch at his apartment.
Police charged Noe with felony counts of battery by means of a deadly weapon and strangulation. He also received a misdemeanor invasion of privacy charge.
I am sure that with the Shake Weight training, he'll be a delight in jail.