Monday, February 11, 2013

Floridian and Xanax Junkie Casey Cranfield Demonstrates Her Pez Dispensin’ Punani

Punta Gorda, Florida

Now I don’t know for sure, but I’m guessing a trip to jail can bring on a little anxiety. And I am guessing that is exactly what happened to Carrot Top Casey Leigh Cranfield.

The 28-year-old from Punta Gorda was arrested on a parole violation. After her night in jail, police learned she had taken Xanax inside the jail. So, you can almost guess what happens next. Yes, it becomes rubber glove time.

In that subsequent strip search, deputies discovered Cranfield had a two and a half incher between her legs. All kidding aside, it was a Tylenol bottle containing eight Xanax and two other unidentifiable pills inside the Punta Gordan’s pussy punani vagina.

Cranfield was then charged with Introduction of Contraband into a Detention Facility, Possession of Xanax without a Prescription, and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, accorting to court records.

This is Cranfield’s third booking with seven previous drug charges.

After the removal of the bottle, police confirm a 2 ½ inch void remains. So maybe I have a shot after all.