Friday, May 24, 2013

Florida Cop Wannabe Darren Walker Flashes Fake Police Badge for Free Entry to Strip Club

The Ladies of Bare Assets

Melbourne, Florida

Some dudes will do anything for a free peek-a-boo. And that is exactly the mindset of one dumbass down in Florida named Darren Walker.

Police say the 24-year-old Walker walked into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an Ammomack County Sheriff’s Office badge he bought off the internet. The strip club, which I am sure is now interviewing for a new door guy/girl, waived the cover charge for Walker and a friend.

The club’s manager told Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputies that Walker claimed to be an undercover federal agent and wanted to question and arrest a woman named “Mason.” When the real cops arrived, Walker said he had not been employed by any law enforcement agency since 2011.

Walker allowed deputies to search his car – they found a brown “Deputy Sheriff” hat, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a blue strobe light and an orange traffic vest.

Walker was arrested early Thursday for impersonating a law enforcement officer. He is being held in Brevard County Jail.

By the way, I think this might be Mason. Sinister has a few questions for her also.