|The Ladies of Bare Assets|
Some dudes will do anything for a free peek-a-boo. And that is exactly the mindset of one dumbass down in Florida named Darren Walker.
Police say the 24-year-old Walker walked into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an Ammomack County Sheriff’s Office badge he bought off the internet. The strip club, which I am sure is now interviewing for a new door guy/girl, waived the cover charge for Walker and a friend.
The club’s manager told Brevard County Sheriff’s Deputies that Walker claimed to be an undercover federal agent and wanted to question and arrest a woman named “Mason.” When the real cops arrived, Walker said he had not been employed by any law enforcement agency since 2011.
Walker allowed deputies to search his car – they found a brown “Deputy Sheriff” hat, an expandable baton, handcuffs, a blue strobe light and an orange traffic vest.
Walker was arrested early Thursday for impersonating a law enforcement officer. He is being held in Brevard County Jail.
By the way, I think this might be Mason. Sinister has a few questions for her also.